What gives you the right to grab a therapists buttocks? Why do you think it's funny to ask for a "happy ending" during your massage? What kind of place do you think we run?! People like you are bringing the massage profession down to the most base and degrading level. It is NOT a compliment. It is NOT OKAY.
In the last week I've been jokingly (I'm going to assume for his sake) asked for a "happy ending" and another therapist friend had her glutes squeezed by a male client. My client returned back to his shell after being reminded about my "no funny business ever" policy and if he wanted his massage he better behave. The other got kicked out of the office, had the gonads to demand a refund and tell the THERAPIST that it's unethical of her to withhold his money since he didn't get his massage. HA! Good luck buddy. If it weren't unethical of me I would call of the therapists in a 20 mile radius and give them your name and number to put on a watch list.
So. There it is.
It's kind of high up here on my box so I'll step down now.